Okay, so I’m totally freaking out that Baby Girl turns ONE in ONE MONTH! Eeeeeeee!!!
“I am SO OUTTA HERE!! WHEEEEE!!!!”
“Oh, I was supposed to stay here? Uh…sorry…”
“I am a little concerned that I haven’t been contacted by Parenting Magazine for a contract yet. You DID submit my portfolio, right?!”
“I mean, I know my brothers never got contracts, but I have every confidence that *I* have what it takes!”
“Ooohhh, I just get sooooo excited thinking about all the mischief I’m going to get into when I start walking! This is going to be SO MUCH FUN.”
“Uh…I mean. What? Mischief? Me? I have no idea what you are talking about.”
It’s time for a BIG HUG! And a SLOBBERY KISS! C’mere!!”
“Don’t worry, I got plenty of slobber. See? It’s all right here on my tongue!”